Min gamle filmhelt Chuck Norris briefer seg i Amerikansk politikkreklame for tiden,og derfor er det greit å legge ut noen av de mest kjente ordtakene om han.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris recently overtook heart disease as the leading cause of death in the US.

Chuck Norris doesn't declare war. He declares victory.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he decided to turn the sun up.

When water gets on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris does not get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.